Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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Comments (446)
okieraider71 4
Wait till he has a gf and she DOES NOT have a period one month. His asshole will slam shut!
eHugs 0
Atleast he isn't Edward Cullen, excited for "that time of the month."
D11Churchkill 8
oh my, it seems that we. have a sexist, #1
Musk_fml 0
UDI for being female.
Iowa123 0
Well, at least you don't have to be the one to dump him, since he must be mentally retarded.™
AmandaGee 0
wowwwwwwwww... :-/ no offense. he ain't worth it if he's acting like that.
addiesmybaby 0
okay seriously ydi for dating an immature idiot, what kind of straight man is going to say 'like every month' really. find someone with a set next time that totally just irritated me.
rhenerlau 17
he must have not been paying attention during the discussion of female anatomy during fifth grade family life education.
erjaguam 0
how can the op deserve it 287 times? the bf is a selfish asshole. he should be happy to know you're not pregnant. she doesn't deserve a YDI.
D4ni3l96 5
just tell him all girls have periods :D