Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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Vincenzop 0
get together with the guy on the "my bf likes having sex with me on my period, because he feels like he killed a small animal." FML
darkmis1 18
So? You can have sex on your period.
darkmis1 18
Plus, you can get birth control so you only get your period every three months.
brucesgirl 0
how old is he wow usually everyone knows about that natural process through life
Stunsz 0
What a ******* idiot he should go gay FHL for not knowing the female menstral cycle
Diannaa 0
Right now the OP has more YDI's than FYL's. How can she deserve this??
ImaginaryFoe 1
There are only two choices and her life isn't f'ed because she's minus one idiot bf. And she sort of deserves it for having an idiot bf. Hope he was at least pretty.
scarecrow2305 0
LOL.. Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and don't die
bunny911 16
^^this!
nemohazADDlama 0
Wow your bf is smart!!! NOT fyl
perdix 31
Get pregnant and that'll shut him up! Most guys would be up for a few days of "******** only" sex every month, unless you are really bad at oral sex. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team ;)
darkmis1 18
1) You make it sound like giving blow jobs suck. It depends on the girl and how much she cares about the guy(I care about my guy A LOT hehe). 2) Why should your period stop you? As long as he wears a condem and you have a towel or something under you, it's not like blood will get all over his friend (hehe).
KTpants 0
YDI for having your period every single month. Gosh.
lakaiskateco 0
haha....that's embarrassing....for him.