Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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DreamerofWorlds 0
Wow, the guy's a jerk. Also, there's this new feminine product called Instead that you insert underneath you cervix and it gathers the blood there. It's a little expensive, but if you only wear one when you're going to have sex on your period you can make a pack of 14 last 6 months to a year depending on how often you get it on. They work really well too. ;) Just a tip for girls like me who get horny on their periods.
dynky 3
You mean Instead cups? I keep meaning to try them.
0mfgz 0
He needs professional help if he doesn't think that's normal. What kind of women does he prefer, 50 year olds who don't get periods anymore?
kbolt88 0
probably because she picked a complete and udder moron then dated him long enough to find out that he doesn't like it when girls have their periods. Personally, I think she dodged a bullet with that one.
TheNiz 0
what a DB! seriously, you learn in middle school about that. How dense is this guy?!
woopsy 0
lol :D
iwstbf 0
what a retard. stick used tampons in his cars exhaust
Novus_fml 0
Maybe he will get her pregnant so it won't come back for a few months...then repeat . the bastard FYL of course
trumpetGIRL12345 0
that's ******* funny
chemqueen20 0
supposedly, there is a time of the month where a male's blood is thinner than normal. maybe that's their period :)
ChicaChica5683 0
he sound kinda dumb.....
Loserly 0
Jesus Christ. If I were not in a relationship, reading FML would make me become a lesbian.
Dillon000 3
lmfao ur ex is my hero xD he's an f'en moron xD
addiesmybaby 0
yesyesyes some of the stupid ass things men say make me wonder If their brain stops developing at 5 these days.