Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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chandlerthedog 0
try not to date a tard next time....
lovely_day 0
haha what an idiot(: my friend thinks that girls get it everythree months cuz he saw a commercial that said that(:
nathanramos1 0
lol that sux
0671241409 0
wow ur bf is an IDIOT but I kindof agree with him - is it really necessary that we have our period every month.....
saywaturcoco 0
yes it is... ur period is the blood that comes out wen ur egg is not fertilized by a sperm
boopityboppity 11
19—You pretty much just called yourself an idiot.
saywaturcoco 0
wen a sperm fertilizs ur egg u get pregnant
boopityboppity 11
Thank you, 43. I never would have known. Why did you even bother posting that?
saywaturcoco 0
for SAARR cuz she is lez nd doesn't know any off this lol
saywaturcoco 0
go cheak her pic (#11) she is kissing another girl
mrjohnz 0
your a huge ******* ****. all you do is bitch at people on the Internet. please stop, k thanks:)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Lesbians are females. They menstruate. Unless she is a nine year old lesbian, it is safe to assume she understands how pregnancies happen.
Saarr 0
Yeah sure, cuz you know me so well; yeah Im Kissing my bf on the picture.. So what? I also got à boyfriend and i'm pretty sure I'm not gay. wtf is wrong with you people. I don't mind gay people or something but I really tought he could be gay.
storms_fml 0
that's retarded
heyred 11
Tell him that's too bad, because you were really looking forward to having anal with him one week a month. What a tool.
mickeyymouse 0
I lol'd more at that than the actual FML. To all the gay comments, if he wants to not have to deal with period then yes, he will turn gay. to OP: sucks, but at least you got rid of him before you carried on his line?, -shudder-
ImaginaryFoe 1
He will not have to turn gay to avoid periods. Not all women menstruate. Some have amennorhea for one reason or another. It would make for an awkward pick-up line though. "Hey, baby, you're hot. Do you vaginally bleed regularly?" BTW, I don't think that's how homosexuality works.
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Thanks ImaginaryFoe. The gay comments were pissing me off.
tennisplayer415 0
hahahahahahah suckssa for youuuu
crowbar87 0
boy is he going to be dissapointed when or should I say if he ever gets another girlfriend.
boopityboppity 11
What, doesn't he like feeling like he just stabbed a small animal to death?
kgindawoodz 0
hahah, that earlier fml cracked me up
kellyrenee 0
why would you WANT to be with someone that stupid?!
saywaturcoco 0
maybe cuz he is hot nd got a gud tool I mean y else!
kellyrenee 0
I could NEVER be with someone that damn dumb. I'd die if I couldn't have a legit conversation with my hubby. maybe that's just me.
xlossofmex 0
^ This
kellyrenee 0
xlossofmex... huh???