Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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Comments (446)
vonzta15 4
douche
TokioxxHotel 0
if he's that dumb, forget about him.
oldwiseguy 0
This may seem like a FML but it's really the luckiest day of your life to get rid of such a moron!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. Moving on shouldn't be too difficult.
Snerdatron 0
YDI for having a dumbass boyfriend.
x3CeCe 0
wow lol that is very nice of him (sarcasm)
b1acksharpi3mark 0
wow lol that was the best use of sarcasm I've ever read.
srwalker155210 0
YDI for not giving him a ********.
irtlw 1
you deserve it for letting him have the sex whenever he wants when you aren't menstruating. and also, you have a mouth, purchase Oral Sex for Dummies or something
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
llol ^^
TiffanyBlews27 0
Your ex is a dumbass! You're so much better without him, OP. And that's just soooooo selfish of you to have a period "like every month"! *note the sarcasm and frustration with the dumbass ex*
andrew821 0
he was probably just thinking my boyfriend doesn't get periods... why maintain these pretenses when once a month is just too much to have to deal with... what a douche...
erikahhh 0
He was just an idiot douche. You deserve better :)
xoxdimondsxox 0
thts how ur cycle goes we females can't change tht ....