Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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Comments (249)
Evee_fml 0
Maybe if you didn't dress like a cheap barbie themed hooker this wouldn't happen And i don't mean the bare legs and arms i mean the colors pink skirt silver heels white tank top? really?
I_am_stupid_also 6
Please don't let a perv make you dress like a Muslim woman. The rest of us enjoy the view.
angelsnarrows 0
what was he doing popping viagra? three hours?? sounds like a cute enough outfit. maybe the skirt was too short. I dont know maybe he was just going out on a limb. You'll be fine though.
Amkii 0
Well? How much? Did you tell him?
sammie2 0
that outfit makes no sense-- what's with the silver strappy heels? to walk in? that's what hookers do. normal people in heels drive. it signifies the fact that we don't need to parade ourselves around for money and crack.
MrJentipede 2
YDI for dressing like a hooker.
Mui 0
I just want to say - the definition of an "adorable" outfit is extremely subjective to the individual. So, I think in your case, you might want to try and redefine what you think "adorable" is. YDI.
crystalballzzz 0
cute pink skirt, white tank top.. silver strappy sandal HEELS. doesnt sound adorable to me. sounds like something that came out of the 90's
Occam 0
lol at #73 It's the "silver strappy sandal heels" that probably gave it away.
hayleykaulitz 0
Rule: NEVER wear an outfit that shows a lot of leg and arm, AT THE SAME TIME. If you're going to wear a short skirt, wear along shirt. Otherwise, mistakes like this happen.