Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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Clumsychelsea 0
Who wears silver heels in public unless it is for a school dance? You deserved that one.
allieg 0
It could've been the heels. Also, WTF is with everyone saying "you deserved it for showing arms and legs at the same time"? Have none you guys ever lived somewhere hot before?
nina_fml 0
Pink skirt, white tank top, AND cheap ass high-heel flip flops? That's so trashy. YDI
warhorse57 0
so how much for a week?
miso1337 0
pretty sad world we live in when u cant walk down a street without som1 asking 2 pay u for sex. FYL indeed.
terimaa 0
if you're going to dress showing that much skin then don't be surprised when people mistake you for being trampy. i agree with 27 or whoever it was - unless it's like 100 degrees outside, only show off one thing at a time [legs or arms], or you'll look cheap. that's just the honest truth. and heels + a skirt that i'm assuming was way above the knee? a fashion NEVER. ever. under any circumstances. well, unless you're walking the red carpet or something. but otherwise, never. for the love of God.
breathofawen 0
It doesn't actually matter what you're wearing, or what you look like. Some guys see a woman alone and assume that she must be a prostitute. I've been approached when wearing several layers of clothing, including a scarf and hood over my face. It's not a compliment, either. It's a really unnerving experience, to put it lightly.
sLap_fml 0
HAHAHA
imbtrtenu 8
so how much?
azzh0le 0
To girls like this one who get unnerved by people assuming they are ****** when they dress like ******, think about it. If I was wearing a police officer's uniform, and someone got mugged, could I be surprised when they wanted me to do something about it? If you're not a *****, don't wear the uniform (To make a bad attempt at giving credit where it's due, I got that analogy from the show of a comedian on TV. Unfortunately I don't remember who exactly that comedian was though...). Or better yet, wear it, because its hot, but don't be surprised at the reactions you get from prudes (incredulous and offended) and guys (who want to screw you) :p.