Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Serial 2
you should of told him a price, had him pay in advance, and run like hell. more money for the mall
girmonkey 0
Wow that totally sucks! Was your skirt really short. That could be an explanation....
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Comments (249)
humpty_dumpty_fml 0
it's okay to have sex for money you can admit you did it :)
mjsmclaren 0
Can you post a pic?
dantheman931 0
Why is being mistaken for a ***** a compliment??? And maybe the guy was just a retard. But yeah, you maybe oughta dress a little more conservatively, especially if you're walking. It's different if you're driving, since at least you've got a nice pane of safety glass if someone gets grabby. Also, invest in some mace! :)
kbot 0
It doesn't sound like a very appealing outfit. I guess it's alright if you want to turn tricks.
Loe_307 0
Didn't I see you on Craigslist?
paperfox_fml 0
1st rule of not looking like a ho: show off legs, or show off arms. Don't show off both at the same time.
AK 2
Holy crap. Where do you live?
changster 0
hot...
latuka 0
haha 22 lmao and for the commenters where the hell do you all live????? everyone i know wears shorts/skirts and tank tops, and none of them look like ******/hoes/prostitutes.... it's called, when it's hot you do what you gotta do. (that might just be people from Florida or Calif tho) and 17 she was going to the mall.. people normally try to dress in something cute when they go.. at least girls do.. and i concur with 11
Suaria 38
Ya it could just be Cal which is where I live. In the summertime people wear short shorts and crop tops.
Amos_fml 0
Jeez. What is the world coming to when you can't even wear what you like without being mistaken for a prostitute? BTW, everyone who called the poster of this "FML" a *****, try to find the definition first. You're not a ***** for wearing something that shows some or alot of skin. You're a ***** when you sleep with (wo)men for money or drinks or whatever.