Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
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Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
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xoxilovesoccerxo 0
lmao kids are just funny . but fyl for that I'd be si embarrassed
iSitt 0
they are strangers and they can't see you
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Comments (36)
tuninggamer 0
Isn't it 'diarrhoea'? Anyway: be happy they never got to see your face! ;)
5t3ff1k4h 47
I could be wrong, but I thought it could be spelled either way.
skate4life753 0
Make her eat it.
xTheFame 7
EPIC.
Seethatguy 3
You know, kids today behave like complete crap.
disney_blonde 16
Why don't you pick up some Imodium at one those many stops?
Bosia 0
Is it just me, or has there been an oddly large amount of feces-related FMLs recently?
raytaybinks 0
she's 5.....is she supposed to know better?
circuitboynm 8
LMAO! I love FMLs with little kids and poop
KorosuKazoku 0
Do you have any idea how that sounds?
gabbii2596 0
you could have stopped t a walgreens or cvs and buy adult diapers, roll down the window during the whole trip and problem solved!
KirstenLovesYou 0
hahahahaha that's funny! but don't be embarrassed it'll give those people a laugh and you'll probably never gunna see any of those people ever again in your life xD
metalguy95 11
ahh kids. they say the darnest things