Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, five hours into my shift, I found out that I had been given the day off. They just forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, I got written up because I took a dump at work that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and I didn't punch out for it as a "paid break." FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
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Top comments
MCFX2 10
Clearly you were supposed to be waiting outside your workplace all day. YDI.
XxDanno316xX 27
Your boss is an asshole and an idiot. Fyl op.
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Comments (79)
TomeDr 25
I once got chewed out for showing up a half hour late. I then discovered that the manager changed my shift time without telling me.
tlovesdolphins 16
That's when I would have turned around and walked out.
AScooterman 12
That is total crap you need to challenge that with HR take it to the next level, start at Union, blast them on Glassdoor, and piss in your bosses Cheerios
Publikwerks 14
Let this serve as a lesson. You now know your bosses phone number. Do not answer it under any circumstances.
Eddie2157 8
Is it that hard to keep your phone on silent mode on your day off?
Dexter83_fml 17
Your employer is not allowed to do that. Did you agree a time you would start?
a_Vs21 6
don't worry same thing happened to me today
ohSNAPyall 27
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
worldclassrager 41
It's always good to be early...but that might be apeelable
Kwphunter 15
Well better than me, I wouldn't have even picked up the phone.