Today, I found out that my fiancé has a list with every woman he slept. Chronologically. I'm number 23, out of 27. Our wedding is in two months. FML
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Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
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Taylor Caldwell 10
I hope you mean your wedding “was” in two months.
pjsr 33
Make him #1 on the list of quickest you’ve kicked a guy to the curb.
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Comments (14)
RichardPencil 32
24. Your best friend 25. Your sister 26. Your mom 27. Your maid of honor
Taylor Caldwell 10
I hope you mean your wedding “was” in two months.
africanqueen202 4
For real ******* ass hole
core01 30
Soon to be 23 out of 50, whether he's married to you or not.
pjsr 33
Make him #1 on the list of quickest you’ve kicked a guy to the curb.
juggalo2 22
Maybe he knocked off a couple hoodrats in between the time you started bangin' him and agreed to be exclusive.
bloopaloop 27
And what about you miss perfect? What’s his number on YOUR list?
rotflqtms_ 21
it's not the actual number, the issue is that she isn't the LAST number on the chronological list... meaning he has slept with 4 other people after getting together with her.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
....he cheated on her after they got together.....she’s not criticizing the amount....she’s criticizing that her fiancé has ****** 4 people since they started dating....
Virginia6810 16
Were you on a break?
sassypenguinxox 15
I’m going to assume that there was no point where you both broke up for a period of time in your relationship, and that this will change in the near future on your end 🤦♀️
sassypenguinxox 15
I’m going to assume that there was no point where you both broke up for a period of time in your relationship, and that this will change in the near future on your end 🤦♀️
sassypenguinxox 15
I think it is safe to assume that there was no prior break up for any period of time between you two, and that this will change in the near future on your end. 🤦♀️