Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Yes, yes you should.
CutiePie_101 7
If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.
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mintcar 10
I don't even remember the last time I've actually done something on a Friday night. Weekends are usually dedicated to school work. :/ OP, if that's what you enjoy doing on a Friday night, then it shouldn't matter.
mea_iloveskiing 26
You're so right :))))
duzzyfucks 0
not
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why should you? Spare time is for doing what you enjoy. If you like virtual igloo-building and get to spend Friday evenings doing it, then you're living a happy life. Just take it down a notch, mkay?
its_ninja_nick 1
my friend got on there to make fun of people before
nashspinaice 0
Wow what a retard lol.
haileysherlock 2
That word is rude and unsavory
saleha97 4
I stopped playing that when I was 5 yrs. shamee ..
TenderWhispers 0
What's it feel like to have no friends, good?
MozzarellaMonky 3
why club penguin why not halo or cod at least
guitar0501 0
your a fag and club penguins gay. it was fin when I was 10 and no one played it, but it sucks now.
Asario 0
you should vandalize his igloo when you make a new account. you know, just hack the website and shit.
perdix 31
Maybe you should spend your Friday nights brushing up on physics. Because of the latent heat of fusion of water, all igloos are the same temperature. They are all equally cool. (I guess if someone made an igloo of frozen salt water, alcohol or ammonia, it could be cooler, but I'm not sure that would be allowed in Club Penguin.)
The_Moustache 6
I see what you did there.