Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
Today, I received a letter signed “anonymously” by at least 6 of my neighbours that unless I do something about my loud nightmares they’re going to start calling the police every time it happens. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Top comments
knights95 9
Start charging for the show.
flockz 20
right when your about to cum you should scream "I ****** HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall
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Comments (180)
iJeremyTyler 0
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, OP.
poiuyloopy 0
Lmao it's hilarious how there are 69 people that like this XD
enonymous 9
I prefer a fapping duel at high noon... 10 paces and whoever has the quickest draw wins. Only game I have chance at winning
lovinit5683 0
The parents are just mad because they don't get that kinda of action. And the kids are getting free ****.
roger507 0
really?
lovinit5683 0
Ya, really.
allerz 0
What are you..12??
lovinit5683 0
Uhm, no. I'm 15.
purpleninjaa 0
Wow that's mature. Dumbass. Why does it matter what her age is ??
iLOLatURpain69 7
It says they can hear you.... Doesn't mean you have to stop!
ravenxcorvinus 9
hmm.. maybe change the time you have your romps to a time when children aren't awake? lol or better yet, get a ball-gag to muffle your loud-ass! :)
ambowew 7
I quickly read the letter. What is this, a free show? I took it, and threw it on the ground. Go get your own show, this one is mine. Duh!
HolyHandGrenade 4
The next letter will include suggestions for sex toys and new positions, and will ask if you could grunt a little louder.
iAmScrubs 19
They now listen for your sex sounds instead of the ice cream truck.
MaximilianMarche 0
this is a fml? I think not
cubsrock2 0
how much are tickets?