Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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Top comments
kariface 0
Maybe now you can buy a new one to go with your new well-paying job.
angelbug 0
If it's vector or selling knives, your gps isnt your only problem
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Comments (89)
sydefx 0
Your fault for leaving it in the car. Watch the news a little more and see that GPS's are the #1 stolen electronics from a car. You have a well paying job, go out and buy a new one.
coooki 0
use a street directory (mapquest). u don't really NEED a GPS.
Jaj707 0
not a good paying job at all unless it's AT LEAST $25 an hour. u makin that much ?
sydefx 0
Thats what I make as a construction supervisor. I get paid $25 an hour to sit around and make sure everyone is working. I love me.
SarcasticAvenger 9
Are you kidding me?! This is why they tell you in the manual to TAKE THE GPS OUT OF THE CAR WHEN YOU LEAVE. YDI!
perdix 31
Oops. *ruins underpants* You got me. You know the drill: I mail you said underpants. You mail me a check for the replacement cost. Fair's fair. Again.
Cristaderzi 0
I got a Garmin Venture Etrek for 130 ish dollars off of Amazon... And the software I pirated for free.. The Gps is color and has all kind of cool neat features....
taipoh 0
don't leave your valuables in the car.
tsarikos 0
uh hardly an FML, it's not like a GPS is impossible or horribly costly to replace, and your new well-paying job would more than make up for it.
LilaBear 2
You don't "need" it for your job. You can use a map til you can buy a new one. Or, if you have a phone with GPS capabilities, install a GPS program on it.
justmeagirl 0
meh