Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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Top comments
kariface 0
Maybe now you can buy a new one to go with your new well-paying job.
angelbug 0
If it's vector or selling knives, your gps isnt your only problem
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Comments (89)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's possible to *need* a GPS, not because you can't get around without it but because your employer requires it. My husband has applied for several jobs involving travel that specified owning a GPS. Luckily we do. And yes, if it's technically a contract job, they can legally require it.
killadelphia215 0
that would be your fault for leaving it in the car
tikimuppet 11
You shouldv'e hiden it or taken it out of your car like normal people do
Ledo_fml 0
No one ever steals a road map.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Did you ever hear of a map???
bug56 0
Congratulations on your pizza delivery job.
blackwidowtaco 31
Did you not properly read the fml? A pizza delivery job will never be classified as a well paid job.
chyane_mommy 0
lol that'll teach you! next time go hungry!
Fckeduplife 0
He doesm't need a map. he just didnt have to be a dumbass and make it obvious that he has a gps in his car, jst plain stupidity haha
venditus 0
buy a road map
jkmax21 0
well I love my GPS, and I think it sucks that it was stolen. and I have worked for Vector/ Cutco for 2 years, and I love my job.