Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Top comments
Eir_fml 1
Well obviously she was right. You never called her.
Aviva1313 0
Well maybe her boyfriend doesn't call her but she doesn't even know his number! The FML belongs to the poor bastard who doesnt know that his girlfriend just dumped him and has to go through an akward situation next time he sees her.
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Comments (50)
SirAlan 0
I'm a 21 yr old virgin who nvr had a gf b4. do u feel better now? ¬.¬
goresplattered 0
If you're twenty one, please type like your age. I'm fourteen. ._.
yunolaugh 0
Win
SirDirtyRedD 15
bwahahaha @28 killed it bro
24788 7
Lol, it's just a wrong number.
naroushh 0
WHATT ??1 ITS A WRONG NUMBER
Ao572 0
If ur gona break up w/ someone don't text it
pushpin101 0
Well you could have at least said something like "Fine I was cheating on you with your mom anyway!"
isaiaha11 2
win!
wolfman2012 0
i got text and facebook dumped before. haha i feel bad for the guy that doesn't know he's been dumped
pyros09 0
Thi isn't an FML.. ok someone accidently messaged you, so what?
RatIsKing 0
since when is a wrong number an FML?
iloveyou1266 4
I think it's the fact that he's been single so long .
rakethewidower 0
how is this an FML?
bloodmonk115 3
haha watch her be ugly if he does