Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
ToreyyyW 15
Someone should tell him that acting like a dick won't make his any bigger
flamingluck 2
You should go see a doctor. There's medicine that you can take to stop the seizures and if you are have seizures then it's damaging your brain. You could eventually be mentally retarded. So please see a doctor! Plus if that guy is "embarrassed" by your condition then your better off without him. If he can't accept and love everything about you then you don't need him!
IHazNoUsername 9
My thought: If he rejects you for something you can't help, then the sooner you get rid of him, the better. Don't be so upset over that jerk. You don't need him anyway.
The_Blonde_Fox 12
That's just wrong
skyblueprincess 17
HE IS A HUGE ASSHOLE ITS GOOD YOUR NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE
truharmony71 4
know your role and shit wont happen. having a seizure on a date without giving up the ass is inexcusable. bitch. i would have poured your entree on the floor and made u lick it while u shook.
MilkyWay95 13
I'm so sorry!
trumpet27 1
I feel I also have seizures. But u should try what I do: GO TO A NUEROLOGIST AND GET MEDICINE!!!!!!!!!!
HalfLit 17
Good riddance to that asshole.
randybryant799 21
He is a piece of shit. You can do much better. I'm sure it was hurtful but it's good to know his true colors.