Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML
Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
morningwoody 0
You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.
vev_fml 0
Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!
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Comments (132)
jackthehoseless 2
Make him have a seizure, laugh, and draw penises on his forehead with permanent marker. After that, blame him for wasting your time. Honestly, he deserves it.
jennifer42293 4
So rude!! You are way better without him, a real man would be by you throughout anything, especially when it comes to health. Smh.
marsar299 4
my solution? I woulda punched that bitch.... in the face and balls......and sent him a text that made him feel bad for every imperfection he had and make him feel really really bad about calling epilepsy embarassing. That shit is unforgiveable
iBiteRoses 22
How would anyone deserve to be criticized for having epilepsy?
burnsie22 5
He is a dick
kaydeebee 6
Tell him to suck a nut. I'm epileptic too.
mowmowlife 21
FYL only because you were ever with such a dirtbag. Happy fishing!
DylansMomma 9
Your comment: What a jerk, OP! You deserve much better.
Steffi 26
You deserve better anyways OP.
untamable_mare 4
What a horrible little boy! He should be kicked in the face repeatedly for being such a POS!