Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
That's pretty smart for a prank. You'd keep calling your phone and go crazy trying to figure out where it was ringing from.
Silverfeathery 21
at least it wasn't stolen, right?
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Comments (44)
Silverfeathery 21
at least it wasn't stolen, right?
TheAspieDork 27
Sounds like you got into a bit of a sticky situation.
kamryno 22
Any chance your name is Dwight Schreve?
fhksuaifk 16
Schrute*. Not Schreve.
kamryno 22
Ah sorry I honestly wasn't sure about his last name but no one else had commented yet so I was in a hurry to be first and didn't check it. My bad!
UnboundA 10
This is why you don't rush to be first. Do you want it fast, or do you want it good?
ThrottleJockey 36
Are we talking about sex? Because I'm fine with either.
RHChiliPeppers 17
And by the way, it's Andy Bernard whose phone gets put in the ceiling as a prank.
feven 32
That's pretty smart for a prank. You'd keep calling your phone and go crazy trying to figure out where it was ringing from.
tranced_ 45
it would be more difficult if the phone profile was set to silent mode.. I usually have the silent mode on most of the time.
feven 32
#8 Assuming the phone wasn't on silent mode.
fhksuaifk 16
Okay Dwight.
james_logan 19
I can imagine peeling off the duct tape and finding sticky residue all over your phone. Coworker be like "It's just a prank bro".
stangbang92 17
Come on this isn't an FML. It was just a funny prank. In a month you'll find it funny. Unless of course your being bullied in that case report the situation to the manager.
stangbang92 17
Moderated for saying this was a prank? What the hell is FML coming to now a days? Prolly gonna delete this app soon.
classicate 29
just a prank
potatocouch 16
Find the co-worker that did this monstrosity to you and then duct tape him/her to the ceiling.
sherri_baby88 36
That's actually hilarious. Start planning your awesome revenge prank immediately. Lol