blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
sexyredhead
United States
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
RosesAreRed
United States
Cool
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
blah
Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
TLT
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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ambrz 0
at least u got a rose...?
daydreamstar 7
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Comments (211)
saranottelling 7
Don't leave us hanging... what color was the rose? Did it smell good? Was the card written with redblueblack ink? All FML posts need meaningless adjectives!
perkinslax 0
teeheehee
perdix 31
What a nice fellow! He gave you ample time to find a date for Valentines' Day. I'm sure only sad losers don't have plans, but guess what you are as of today? Happy VD
hockeyjock8 0
lmaoooooo this website is the funniest. its so emo. jokes http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/
hockeyjock8 0
go on it http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/
Freeze_fml 17
Are you some kind of fail advertiser?
Freeze_fml 17
Oh shoot, disappearing comments again.
Ajjas013 6
Yeah, he's replacing Billy Mays.
Freeze_fml 17
In case you didn't notice Ajjas, my comment was to some retard advertising his Twilight version of FML. Comment was deleted and no longer appears.
Ajjas013 6
Oh ok, I didn't notice. I think my comment still applies though.
thedivinecomeD 0
happy valentines day!!!
RoguePrivateer 0
No, It's just beginning. He didn't appreciate your specialness. Now you can find someone who does know how special you are. Keep the faith. Always look for higher standards in your life and you'll end up with higher standards. Because you deserve it.
hockeyjock8 0
trust me its better than fml and mlia. its an emos perspective and has sushi, blonds, and twilight. http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/
Freeze_fml 17
That all sounds terrible.
hockeyjock8 0
an excerpt from http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/ "Today, a jock told me I smelled like burnt oatmeal. I think it was that new stench of death spray I ordered online. " and "All these girls in my school have been gushing about Twilight all year, so I finally splurged and rented the DVD. It sucked. At first Bella had promise, being emo and all, but when she spent more time moping about Edward, and less cutting herself, I got seriously pissed. And I was really, really hoping to see some gothic, white faced, blood dripping down the chin, cape-wearing vampires, and was more than a little distraught when I found out they were little more than sparkly, uber- douchebags. If any of these vampires went to my school, I'd cut them. " and "I was shopping for some new band aids at the local mall, when I got hungry and stopped for some sushi at the food court. I was being served by a Japanese girl who didn't understand English, because when I ordered a coke, she served me a diet. When I asked her why, she put her hands on her stomach like Santa Claus, puffed out her cheeks, and waddled around. I got the hint. I'm fat. Deal with it. " http://cut-wrist.blogspot.com/ Go on it!
hockeyjock8 0
its soooo funny