blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
sexyredhead
United States
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
RosesAreRed
United States
Cool
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
blah
Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
TLT
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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ambrz 0
at least u got a rose...?
daydreamstar 7
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Comments (211)
MadaZer0 8
Lmao, wow that is such a creative way to dump someone... On Valentines no less...
ccbooya18 0
Damn, this is why I hate V-Day...
brii1255 0
lol i hate how people think ust SO COOL. to hate vday . its not !! i dnt hate it ! if yhur not in a relationshipp though its kinda deppresin
MadaZer0 8
Hm, interesting I though I was the only one that disliked v day
AngryNinja 1
i hate vday. it's over-rated and guys use it to get in girls' pants. total hallmark holiday.
Freeze_fml 17
Lifetime movie network has a special coming on soon, 64. Go check it out.
epoh_fml 0
I don't hate V day and I'm single. my daughter brought home some cute valentines from school and we're going to have our own little mommy daughter spa day. She loves it when I paint her toe nails :) It's not about what Valentines represents, it's about making another mundane day special.
HoesInaBox 0
@64: totally agree. v day is now knows as '****** day'
HoesInaBox 0
known* dang typos!
aznbitch 0
haha fail. vag. day. LOL.
AngryNinja 1
170, win.
musicmaniac925 0
I agree with number 6 and number 10. or give him a rose and then castrate him :-)
beer01 0
Wow! That's just... wow! You don't dump someone like that.
Apolloyn 0
maybe his 1st born will get aids that'll teach him.
brii1255 0
oh well . lol da funny thing is me nd my frends were talkin bout how that was gunna happen to someone xD lol srry but iguess it was yhu look on da bright side !! yhu gots a pretty rose and got rid of a boyfriend who thinks its ok to do that .
Caz_the_Spaz 6
bril, do us all a favor and shut up, and learn how to spell while you're at it. stop wasting comment space with your gramatically incorrect jargon.
xundria 5
Normally I don't point out people's grammar, but on this note... if you're going to misspell "you" then why don't you do it like everyone else and put "u". When you put "yhu", "yhur", and all the other misspelled stuff I cringe. Try to at least sound a LITTLE intelligent.
MuRz_209 0
to # 18 what does his future children have to do with his dumb actions you idiotic piece of
spaceydude 0
you have to give the guy credit for being creative.
daydreamstar 7
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jimrayner10 0
I agree with #2 enjoy the little things