blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
sexyredhead
United States
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
RosesAreRed
United States
Cool
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
blah
Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
TLT
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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ambrz 0
at least u got a rose...?
daydreamstar 7
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Comments (211)
samantha_durano 6
aww, what an ass.
Apple_Scented 0
OMG LOL xD That was what my bf planned to do :/ Buy my a bouquet of flowers, to break up with me with. Eventually though, he found he couldn't do it. And I spent an hour or so comforting him cause he was so upset == We're still together though :P and he's sweeter every day.
Takemenowlord 0
And I thought women had no shame...
smarties25 0
WTF kik his a**
caligirl1623 5
At least it wasn't over text.....
KrazyLove54 0
well your kinda lucky cuz some break ups happen with fights or a txt or call and also the boy just goes to the girls face and says where over so you actully had a pretty good break up but still sorry about it
ssavage 0
Girls always complain about guys not being sweet. There you go.
SkoomaKi 28
Some men aren't man enough to dump people face-to-face. Don't worry about it OP, you'll move on.
YourMoms_BF 2
Return it to him, burned.
clairelolz 5
One word: deusch