blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
sexyredhead
United States
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
RosesAreRed
United States
Cool
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
blah
Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
TLT
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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ambrz 0
at least u got a rose...?
daydreamstar 7
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Comments (211)
bigpapi210 0
that's so fukd up!
Drittjr 0
Well at least he was nice about it :) But still, FUL
Efilyn 0
Wow. Great timing.
lovesexhugs 0
best valentine ever
luis1320 0
Today, my friend asked me what i got for valentines day, a kiss or a hug or a teddy bear. just before i answered she said wait i forgot your ugly
Laurendorcus 0
Maybe it was a romantic gesture and you took it the wrong way. Like "its over between me and that sexy waitress, accept this rose as my apology and get over it".
Laurendorcus 0
Maybe he thought you had found out about how hes been cheating on you, so the letter was to let you know he broke off the affair and the rose was an apology. You always have to look on the bright side. :-)
Freeze_fml 17
Some bright side you have..
RustyGuns 0
Could have been worse, could have said "It's over, fatty"
All4UandOnlyU 4
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm still hot, so what the **** happend to you? that is the best break up poem ever. lol
BieberFeverLol 0
burn!