blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
sexyredhead
United States
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Arp
United States
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
RosesAreRed
United States
Cool
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
blah
Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
forgottenbday
Canoga Park, United States
Nice try
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
TLT
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
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ambrz 0
at least u got a rose...?
daydreamstar 7
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Comments (211)
annahershey 0
i am very sorry!
shakaira34 0
why is everyone downing everyone? I mean it's funny for a while but then you start thinking wow.. what a real Mc-ass-hole. quit makin fun of people to make yourself feel better when you have a shitty day. in the words of Chris, your white smile!
Sekococo 0
so OP did you shove the flower in to his heart and say " same to you babe , love hurts right?" :D cheer up OP not you can start over
Sekococo 0
@21 by your comment i see you burn more braincells then when you stare at the screen trying to figure out what someone wrote. :) cheer up kid blood alcohol posion is a beauitful thing for you.When you die in your pool of vomit and you just help make the world a cleaner place. No AAA FOR YOU TROOPER.
peacegirl345 0
Awww! That's terrible! I'm sorry you dated such a jack ass who would do that to you!
Marci_pan99 0
You are a lot better off with out him. Hes an asshole.
karaokekitty 0
Forget the ass and do something amazing for yourself.
Andreabutt 0
I am sorry he is a faggg
Caramel_Twiixx 0
WOW! . . thats really harsh . . i bet you were excited when you seen the rose !
justanotherhuman 21
agreed. Classic FYL, OP.