donnap
North Highlands, United States
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bunsofpain
United States
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
WetMorning
United States
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Anonymous
Epsom, United States
Leave it to the pros
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
CantBlink
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Jersey City, United States
Lumpy
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
Steve
United States
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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thehelenlouiseee 5
"You blinking idiot" Shakespeare
MisterDoctor 12
I'm sure you didn't see that coming.
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Comments (145)
jaredofmo 22
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. And maybe some eyedrops will help. And maybe some aloe.
reimichele 8
The weeping angels are the scariest things I've ever seen. OP thank your lucky stars. No but seriously, at least you know to avoid the pain next time.
day624 14
Thats so bad for ur eyes!! Thats why u shouldve worn glasses or tanning goggles
daydreamer244 13
Op: *blinks* son of a bitch!
mhopper 13
Aloe! On the bright side, it looks like pink eyeshadow :)
janicus 9
ive had painful blinking, when i scratched my cornea. it hurt if you blinked and hurt if you didnt
mrsstaken 12
Too much sun to your eyes can cause cancer in your eye balls! We're sunglasses people!!!
MrThew 0
We are sunglasses? I thought we were humans :O
mrsstaken 12
My phone autocorrected wear to we're
TheEpicMilkMan 13
think about it, you could experience something that most people say they haven't achieved yet....with just a blink of an eye ;D
iceskate2745 1
That happened to me in April! It sucks!
silverhelms 5
Don't blink