Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Snoopy snitch
Today, my coworker was examining my office area because I plan on submitting my resignation on Monday and she's in charge of office space. Another coworker was eavesdropping and emailed my boss to tell him I'm resigning and she would like to use my office space for other reasons. He didn't know I was leaving yet. FML
Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Before I forget…
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Good omens, etc.
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
Sir Alan Sugar has spoken
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Top comments
TxKitten79 10
Not sure why this is an FML. Do you forsee your boss taking the news badly? if so, RSVP with a "not going." If not, and you are friendly with your boss, you could still go. Or, resign, then see how things go before deciding. This really isn't an FML.
pscool 11
That doesn’t even make any sense usually wedding invitations go out well in advance what if he has already excepted another job If he’s not gonna be in the office and declines the wedding invitation there’s no awkwardness
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bluhbluhbluh 14
I'd resign after the wedding to avoid as much awkwardness as possible.
pscool 11
That doesn’t even make any sense usually wedding invitations go out well in advance what if he has already excepted another job If he’s not gonna be in the office and declines the wedding invitation there’s no awkwardness
RichardPencil 32
In that case you can get super-drunk at her wedding and not have to worry if your outrageous behavior will get you fired.
TxKitten79 10
Not sure why this is an FML. Do you forsee your boss taking the news badly? if so, RSVP with a "not going." If not, and you are friendly with your boss, you could still go. Or, resign, then see how things go before deciding. This really isn't an FML.