donnap
North Highlands, United States
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bunsofpain
United States
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
WetMorning
United States
How? Why?
Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML
Anonymous
Epsom, United States
Leave it to the pros
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
CantBlink
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Jersey City, United States
Lumpy
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
Steve
United States
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Top comments
thehelenlouiseee 5
"You blinking idiot" Shakespeare
MisterDoctor 12
I'm sure you didn't see that coming.
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Comments (145)
StayClassyLassy 6
Ydi. Wear sunscreen, unless you want to look like that truck driver.
DomesticAngel 14
Ouch OP! Now you know to put sunscreen there!
Zachthejoker 10
What, did you go to the beach in a ninja costume?
jessicariley 7
How is it that I'm in the same deal here??
gixxergirl74 5
Sunscreen.... Or if ur a chic eyeshadow
keshaforever1 14
..How does that even happen?
Skircher 3
Your not the only one I also got sunburnt it wasn't even sunny either wtf!
merplover 4
...im confused.. are you a super ginger :P
Spiral_Thoughts 19
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
saranottelling 7
Doctor Who ftw Don't feel bad OP, now you can more easily face the Weeping Angels.
wenzy 2
So in hindsight it is much more painful.