Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom's dog bit my dad's girlfriend in the face. At my wedding. We did not know she was bringing her dog. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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Top comments
Mikeymikey 4
its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter " that shud do the trick right??
GameRater01 0
Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.
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Comments (121)
resawins 0
aaaaahahahaha!!! that's terrible but hilarious.
8ight 0
hey! look at the bright side, at least you aren't a bitch =)
drea11 0
well she is crazy enuff 2 get married 4 times and make it a huge thing u shouldn't b surprised.
Yayap_fml 0
Seriously? Wow. I think that the people who are posting how they don't believe you prove that this is extremely horrible. It sucks when our families, the people that we pretty much have close emotional ties to by default, betray us. It hurts so bad and they're able to keep doing it because those ties take a lot of betrayals to sever. I wish you well
Gaston_fml 0
WTF?
krysti1221 0
BS
lovefmylife 0
This is so fake. I don't understand why people make up bulls*** stories. Why would you want to pretend you have a F***ked up life? And replaced by a dog? Good joke
mmmarissa 0
lol @ #13
Yumiko_fml 0
umm... how can a dog march in a wedding?
liveitlearnit 0
LOL at #10. I love when people tell other people not to correct grammar but then use the letter U in place of the word you. You really can't do that. .... Anyway, I'm not sure if I believe this post. If it is true, it really sucks to be you... but where in the world do they allow you to bring a dog for a wedding? What kind of church or hall? Maybe it's an outdoor wedding?