Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Insensitive
Australia
About that…
Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML
alliwantisabandaid
The ole paper cut excuse
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
sero
Denver, United States
ER time
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.
LaughterofCorn 4
oh the irony :)
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Comments (116)
quickdog93 4
Who gives a ****, its a paper cut. Get over it.
extremenoodles 0
Which is super ironic as your illness was caused by your haemophilia!
Miouya 0
weak!!!!
khaya 9
Those cards really get dressed up sharply.
crxb16 2
I see what you did there. good shit
HeavyMetalViking 0
And if you're single OP, pick up the "Congratulations on your marriage" card don't blame me if you get a useless bum who's drunk all the time though.
nubx 0
LOL
RageMode_ON 0
lol funny
perdix 31
Don't touch a Mothers' Day card -- you'll get pregnant. I believe this would happen to you even if you are a dude.
Night7 0
that's a pretty desperate thing for an emo cutter to do. unfortunately for the rest of us you didn't cut deep enough as you're still here with lame fmls. back to the drawing board idiot
stephanie911_fml 0
Who gets a paper cut on a card?
perdix 31
The OP. Didn't you read the whole story, or do you have such a bad case of ADD that you can't focus for an entire sentence?
stephanie911_fml 0
I'm sorry my ADD is just..ugh my pillows are green.