Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
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savemypandabear 0
aaaw :C
paran01d_andr01d 0
Aw : ( That's depressing
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Comments (81)
brucesgirl 0
that's sad I would sell it you can't hang onto it its very emotional or give it away to someone poor who needs things
aardvarkish 17
I'd be thankful she was that cool
lostfaithinpppl 19
Ouch! Cruel way to break up :(
heypeoplezzz 0
This is fake unless you're a lez. Because it said you're a girl and it said you got it from your girlfriend. :/
FruityLoooons 8
Awww. Sorry, OP. You should call/text/see her, and try to see why she did that.
tbonea1990 0
that's harsh
x805xUnknown 6
So what gender are you going for next?
XxKeLs3yxX 0
#37 let me know when u break up with your gf so I can ask the same question
Monikabug 9
._. What kind of a question is that? You must be one of those people who think that homosexuals CHOOSE to be gay.
jetpackzach 5
homosexuals do choose to be gay.....dumbass.
loski87 4
some homosexuals do...
blackhawk089 0
it's a choice either way....hetero's just chose the right way because it's the only way for the species to survive...and it's "natural" for that one reason. (Although there are plenty more) make no mistake our lives and exposure, experieneces ect. ect. mold us into the person that chooses(mostly subconscious ly ) their sexuality. maybe that makes sense? lol. I find it incredibly ironic that gays/lesbians are given the opportunity to be gay only because their parents were not gay....
ItsGottaBeJello 0
sell her stuff on eBay. people always want used lesbian toys
CallMeHush 1
Only if it comes documented with pictures.
BOYSRHOTT 0
EW FU*KIN LEZBOS. go die in a hole.
RoxyRaccoon 4
Good thing you thought to add in that asterisk. Wouldn't want to have you posting any profane comments, now, would we?
jusdef 0
i know its sucks ass.. but don't feel too bad it happens to everyone, even me. but at least it was all in good condition, my stuff was ripped and broken