Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Top comments
Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
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Comments (246)
FatSheldon 2
first
samantha_durano 6
no one cares fat sheldon. and why weren't you wearing pants?
Kockdiesel 0
yep, your the first fag to post. amazing job.
boopityboppity 11
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this comment disappear. And, it's... gone!
Ajjas013 6
He isn't wearing pants because his mom is coming to visit.
tsoccerdude 0
ur a ******
DGross 8
Sam My guess is that they were "getting it on" and they got interrupted :-P
FatSheldon 2
no one care about you ya biotch
locklock 0
lol
Brittanysway420 0
Ok now that makes sense, it's not complete and didn't make sense!
boopityboppity 11
Ahahaha! It is gone after all. Bye bye, #1.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Do you have a nice butt? I bet the dad didn't mind at least!
kieran247 0
so basicly you were wearing shorts or something and making it seem really bad? cause I doubt you can just forget pants
Ajjas013 6
She wants us to guess why she wasn't wearing pants.
jpest17 5
bunch of dum blonds at heart are we?
cgysoccerfreak 0
good job
VanessaVander 2
oh I get it!
samantha_durano 6
wait! nevermind I get this now lol.
Ajjas013 6
You seem pretty intelligent. (NOT REALLY)
daniisme 0
beware of snickerdoodles on this FML...
samantha_durano 6
I knoww huh.
Ajjas013 6
Your eyebrows just scream "Hi, I'm Samantha, and I'm super intelligent (NOT REALLY)"
samantha_durano 6
I'm the dumbest a brennette can get.
DGross 8
at least you spelled that right :-p jk... typing on an iPhone / ITouchMyself is really tough...
killabeast1 0
clearly
samantha_durano 6
hahahah, iTouchMyself.
Resquall 0
78, I'd bet you do.
ericownz101 0
78, pics or it isnt true
reggie77 0
do u mean blondes?
nvandiver123 1
lol that's a fail
mylifeblows3232 3
this happened to me today to my girlfriend snickerdoodles. my mom just thought she was holding a hairy dog and didn't know she was pantless. really it was just her bush
samantha_durano 6
79: yuup!
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
Ajjas FYL for looking like the biggest nerd in the world. Ugly douche
Blue_Coconuts 7
@94, that actually made me laugh out loud. Kudo's to you kind sir.
ilovewhoppers 0
whats an op????
gigi_bella 0
Kind of random... what does your username mean? Is your name something relating to Ajjas? Sorry. :) This is a strange FML...
Twi_lover_EC 6
LoL! ^^
Twi_lover_EC 6
@29
ReyEr9412 0
I can't beleive how much confusion there was over this, especially since there are like 10 other FMLs just like it everyday.
AndreaHaha 0
uhh why were you not wearing pants?
ALEX920 0
your so stupid why do you think why she's not wearing pants?
AndreaHaha 0
lol when she met his parents?
kkamp516 10
Lol this might sound stalkerish but your like, really hot! lol
kkamp516 10
it means original poster, quick is like the person who wrote the fml.
kkamp516 10
whick is like I mean. srry. I'm typing from an iPod touch right now. :P
CustomFerrari 0
dude i care she's hot
urielxxx 0
stupid nerd with shitty hair go loose ur virginity ignorant ****
XCaLX_fml 0
bk they were havibg sex
AndreaHaha 0
wait who are you guys talking about lol
ReyEr9412 0
Okay this has been bugging me for a long time. Why do you people feel the need to type lol after every sentence? "Wait who are you guys talking about lol?" I have no problem using lol when something really makes you laugh out loud or even if something is just funny, but adding it in randomly is just annoying. If people actually laughed out loud whenever they typed lol, it would be creepy.
sucks4Udude 3
@Andrea The poster of this fml is implying that she met his parents after they walked in on them having sex. Unless we all assumed wrong and she doesn't wear pants, in which case WTF?
AndreaHaha 0
136: Honestly if you don't like what I say then please don't read it
AndreaHaha 0
because it's how I type and well if you don't like it you'll just have to deal that's your problem not mine I'm not here to correct what I do and Im not trying to start anything and to 140 ohh haha thanks (:
iazy9 14
haha nice comeback
lady_lindsey 0
original poster :)
lady_lindsey 0
for #99^^^
AndreaHaha 0
thanks 148 haha (:
Ajjas013 6
Wait, I don't get a medal for looking like a douche?
Austino713 0
what a welcome ... oh my ass says hello :) say hello to them ass *ass goes up and down* best hello ever! WIN!! ;)
AndreaHaha 0
??
DavidCooksAngel 0
if you look at lol it sorta looks like some one throwing thier arms up and saying whoo hoo lol < whoo hoo. ok I need sleep, I am thinking to much here.
Ajjas013 6
I have no clue S: nothing I say makes sense any more.
Betz 10
it's perfectly acceptable to wear skirts, too.
TacosAreGoodForY 0
136 i actually laughed at the thought of some random guy just laughing at his computer
tehamericanboy94 0
Hmmmm I smell a *****...maybe it's the OP? Nawwww
CharliePoops 0
94 hahahaha, woww you're a douche.
dumbbitchhater2 0
@109, I actually had to take 10 minutes out if my day, create a ******* FML account, and post this comment to tell you what a dumb bitch you are. just stop trying to think, you're gonna hurt yourself
GuitarDude1996 0
i agree
AndreaHaha 0
Then don't waste your time nobody told you to read my stuff okay you don't have to move on to the next one your just wasting your time and breathe trying to argue okay let me do what I do and you can do whatever it is that you do okay. I'm not here to fight you can hate all you want but don't piss me off you won't like the ending.
psyc213 1
HURR DURR I CAN MAEK EMPTY THRETS OVER TEH INTERNETS HUUURRR Honestly, you should follow what you preach because you came back to this FML at least 3 different times. Seems like your obsessed about getting your opinion across for someone you DON'T want to argue with. Your intellect, problem solving, and analytical skills aren't your best subjects so stop using them. Or learn how to use them so you don't raise the flag of "DUMB ASS" over your head every time you use your brain.
Ajjas013 6
No, I wanted a medal. Not a flag >_
psyc213 1
#201@#198 But you can have a cookie in the shape of a medal if it eases the pain, 202.
ReyEr9412 0
Andrea, is it really too much trouble to type in a way that doesn't make us have to decipher it? You could stick a period in there every now and then. And actually someone did ask us to read your post. YOU did when you posted them.
lady_lindsey 0
btw Andrea breath not breathe
xoconnie 8
andrea just shutup, ur SO annoying. im glad i dont know u in personnnn goshhhh. just stop speaking/ typing. seriously.stfu!(: also, op ur stupid, lock a door. its ur fault ur so stupid. phewwww im glad i got that off my chest.! :D K BYE EVERYONE!
dancingxthexmoon 0
ummm..it's clearly a she not he
pipp360 0
Samantha got number 69!!!!
dumbbitchhater2 0
@201,204, and 207. thank you I'm glad to know that some people on here enjoy reading posts that are legible. and to the bitch I originally talked to, really, what are you gonna do to me over the internet? call me an asshole? now go back to your kindergarten-level books and let me know when your IQ raises above 7
Blackiechan85 0
hahaha. damn you kids are brutal!!!
samantha_durano 6
210: high five woo!
AndreaHaha 0
shut the **** up stupid ass I never said I was gonna hurt you did I I said you wouldn't like the ending if anyone a dumb bitch it's you cause first off I said I wasn't here to start a fight so just do whatever you do.
bugmenotmofo 34
Um I guess my mind is not in gutter or I am not very good at comprehending but I thought she meant that she met his parents and wore a dress or a skirt but found out his parents are super conservative... I don't see where the "charm" part would play in if the parents caught them having sex.
dumbbitchhater2 0
220, I can't even respond to that... it's barely even a sentence. I read it like three times and all I can get from it is the fact that you're angry. maybe you should consider just shutting up now
AndreaHaha 0
no thanks I'm good (:
dumbbitchhater2 0
it wasn't a suggestion, it was a command. anyways, I'm tired of going through new FML's and having to find this one, just so I can reply to you. I'll just harass you in some more recent posts if I find you. goodbye.
just_laugh_along 0
I'm sure his father didn't mind
NIRVANAfan123 0
uhh sam-cuz they wer banging
UnluckyChicka 0
162- when u see someone drowning lol call for help :)
hottod33 2
Original poster
lucyy123 14
Um obviously her parents walked in on them....
login6437 0
Why weren't you wearing pants?
kaileebug 0
my guess is they were having sex...
ericownz101 0
nah why u gotta think dirty? i'm sure they were simply playing twister... gf trips, pants rip off, gf lands on bf's disco stick. then boom parents walk in and wanna join
Randomassdude 0
I feel bad for the people who don't get this post lol if your boobs are big enough your bf's dad never saw a thing now for his mom..another story (;
kkamp516 10
dude, a disco stick is a *****, and I don't see why op's boyfriend would have one (unless he's gay). God, learn to use words properly, dumbass. lol jk
lady_lindsey 0
obviously they were getting it on haha and his parents happened to come upon them.... the girl was trying to insinuate the awkwardness of the situation.
Fuzzy_Old_Peache 0
so true @ #84
ScaryyMary 14
Pants are for L7 WEENIES. You're better off without them.
Monikabug 9
^ amazing reference.
gtdoll 0
you, just made my day^_^
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Thank you. You just made my night. ,__, (^.^) (__) -"--"- しねよ。
FatSheldon 2
but why were u not wearin pants
cowgod 0
because she was fat, my good ******
afatmonkey 0
Have you ever heard of the evil twaid-wearing carpet-eating puppy-killing juice-drinking sandwich-making fish-catching window-cleaning bottle-opening orange-peeling tv-watching star-gazing person-stalking water-saving chip-munching ice road truckers? That's the reason why.
dumbbitchhater2 0
SHE WAS ******* HER BOYFRIEND, CAN WE MAKE THIS ANY CLEARER????
saywaturcoco 0
@170 lmao u made my day btw lmao is the new lol!!! lmao
sierralovesyou 0
Lol for realz!! People are stupid...
Bugatti_Veyron 1
try wearing pants next Time.
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
missvee98324 0
hahaaa(: pS sam i like your pic [no ****]
FatSheldon 2
is that you Casey?!
saucyfizzle 0
well at least they got a good look at who their son is dating
Smilzen 0
A good look at where their grandkods are coming from...
Smilzen 0
Ha ha! Grand"kods"...sorry, everybody. YOU try typing typo-free on these damn iPhizzles.
YouSeriouslySuck 0
I do everyday it's hard!! lol grandkods. cod Is a type of fish.
Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
Lov3r 0
I think this is too, or they showed up earlier than she thought