Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
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savemypandabear 0
aaaw :C
paran01d_andr01d 0
Aw : ( That's depressing
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Comments (81)
kyliebeatriz08 0
what a cruel way to dump you.... bye bye love.....FYL
CallMeHush 1
There is a bright side, she didn't send it back all smashed to shit right? And only you and the mailman are aware of your shame, oh and now us.
TiffanyBlews27 0
Oh, I'm so sorry!!!! That's shitty!!!! Don't worry; you'll fond a better girl!
AndreaHaha 0
damnn; that blows sorry bout that.
RoxyRaccoon 4
I'm just waiting for the flood of comments saying, "YDI for being a lesbian"... Anyway, that really sucks. Sorry. :/
ScaryyMary 14
Personally, I'm waiting for the flood of "OH MY GOD OP IS A CHIK OP IZ A LEZBIAN!!!!111!one!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
applesmoothiee 2
YDI for being a lesbian YDI for getting a package in the mail YDI for being you YDI for getting excited YDI for giving her stuff... can anyone think of more?
RoxyRaccoon 4
Yeah, that sounds a bit more accurate. :)
jetpackzach 5
ydi for being a lesbian
Otto12 0
do I sense... lesbian in the air?
SoundTheAlarm 0
Yeah haha okay I think we've identified the sexuality of the OP xD Congratulations :'D Anyway yeah. Fyl "/ That's even worse than being dumped via text! *hugs*
ninba20 0
that sucks... did u guys even broke up before the package?...
okieraider71 4
Break-ups hurt. No matter if you are straight or a carpet licker. Find someone better looking for revenge.
kk2krazee 0
Pawn shop run...bye bitch...
theeBeezWaXx 0
aww im sorry.
KurouTenshi 0
So you lost a girlfriend But I'll bet you got at least $500 worth of stuff. Do you have any idea how much blow you can buy with that--drugs, sex, or otherwise?
jibz 6
You can't buy a lot of blow for $500 dollars.