Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
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savemypandabear 0
aaaw :C
paran01d_andr01d 0
Aw : ( That's depressing
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Comments (81)
CharliePoops 0
send her a log of your shit and see if she returns it.
Resquall 0
Well, the FML doesn't specify whether it's "girlfriend" as in lesbian lurv, or "girlfriend" as in lady friend. Ladies do that stuff. Unless all of my teachers snort coke.
BOYSRHOTT 0
EW LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZBOS. **** YOU GRANMODA.
ihatedads 0
maybe it never got sent? xD
FockinA 0
OP: you mean ex girlfriend?
BraddaKaikz 0
whoa...
mutinykitty 18
FYL that really sucks :(
captinsmith0225 6
Women are so evil
SataN201 0
wow. one gives your stuff back? what's her number?
LoveSick13 6
Aww that sucks bro