Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
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COOL__Coal 12
I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude
Ceejay1 13
You kept looking
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Comments (94)
lobum 12
That sounds like a sticky situation.
ekb777 13
Can you blame him? He didn't really have a home where he can do that in private. Still, fyl op, you will be scarred for life.
Kolesar24 0
How did this even make it on here?? This is stupid...
FMMFL1992 3
Alan go to this comment
Dark_Felix 3
The goggles...they do nothing!!
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Seeing is believing. Before, you saw nothing and you believed that you knew enough. Now, you saw something and you believe that you know too much.
SkyDevil 0
Just think what you have missed out on all these years!!
Glidefedt 6
Homeless people are true kings.
divineqt 0
That's happened to me too... But it was a woman.
mz_luna 2
I feel for you OP but that was hilarious !
CountDuk 5
Oh damn you saw me?!