Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
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Vertoule 7
Man, those were some sweet pics!
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Aren't you just a genius!!
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Comments (121)
Moms_Bestfriend 0
i bet vanessa hudgens did the same thing ^.^
iButler 0
your the one who sent me those dirty pictures.
triplethreat13 0
taking dirty pics with your phone and then sending them is just stupidity. phone companies can track those.
ubiquitious 0
FAKE. You can't have two phones with the same number connected to a cell provider. Which means one of them had no service on it. Which means you couldn't have texted yourself.
kike123 0
they were two different numbers buddy. it's possible to have two different numbers active.
Stragler 0
Maybe that's why you shouldn't have that crap on your phone eh?
THysios 2
who the hell said she had the same number, she probably got a new number with the new phone and typed the number wrong
LeoBrZ81 0
Oh, so it's you! Nice to put a face to the... other things. Thanks for the texts.
rmc 0
fyl if you sent it to someone you know (you still did that yourself, but everyone messes up sometimes) if it was some random number of somebody you dont even know then who gives a shit
metalhead1 0
lol it was probally some 10 year old boy
Ludaman44 0
Today I was sitting at home minding my own business when a bunch of dirty photos from a hot chick appeared in my inbox. Thinking it was a gift from heaven I looked at each one of them, only to have the cops knock on my door and arrest me for possessing illegal ****. FML.