Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
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Vertoule 7
Man, those were some sweet pics!
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Aren't you just a genius!!
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Comments (121)
spillproof 0
So, who were you texting?!
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
yea, why would u want old pictures on ur new cellphone? just keep the old one and take new ones with ur new one. durr.
chowyuk 0
if they were pictures of you I say ydi for keeping dirty pictures of you on your phone that's a lil vein if they weren't you than it's not a fml for you
omg_wtf_lol 0
wrong spelling there buddy. vain (not vein)
emzmcgee 0
YDI for keeping that stuff on your phone in the first place, people lose their phones all the time, or friends borrow them, etc etc. Not a safe place for that sort of thing.
HornyBastardHEHE 0
Maybe you did need a new phone if your old ass shit didnt have bluetooth. . . But yeah ur retarted for that, and I hope it was your mom you was texting :P BITCH!
turbosexophonic 0
am I the only one who checked my phone after I read this?
Maze600 0
are you a brunette with brow eyes and white skin? if so i think i might know who it got sent to lololol
DameGreyWulf 1
Definitely YDI for taking dirty photos... with your PHONE of all things! You know, somebody could use or borrow that! Use a camera, get them on a disk or on your computer. Your problem is solved forever: no more transfers, no more **** ups. Of course you sound just about smart enough to get your computer virus'd and have it crash... or smart enough to email those photos to the wrong email. I also love how whoever you were texting never said ANYTHING
saze_fml 0
Oh piss off #70 u ******* prude At least you made someone's day OP!
DameGreyWulf 1
Yeah, I'm a prude for suggesting ways to better keep her erotic photos private.
kangarooowner21 0
if you got a new phone then why the hell would you have service on the old one?