Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
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Vertoule 7
Man, those were some sweet pics!
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Aren't you just a genius!!
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Comments (121)
Zeke4448 0
Yeah...umm...i got those pictures...sorry....
mariposa25 0
It's a NEW phone. Some people don't memorize their numbers immediately.
meandonlyme 0
dude, you can switch out the SIM chips
StudBoiAyeEm 0
pix are saved to the phone
hotdogbitchface 0
Not if you need the same SIM in your old phone, genius.
rawr_ily96 24
Maybe they were saved to the internal storage. If I take my sim card out of my droid and put it in my mom's phone it does not transfer photos. They only store text messages and enable your phone service.
DoveOrHawk 5
Well aren't you just a speshul one... xD
Pony_barometer 0
ever heard about bluetooth or smt?
Luckster 0
You didn't notice your new phone not getting alerts for so long? Some people really need to learn to pay attention.
null_fml 11
Why wouldn't you just TRANSFER them? USB, Bluetooth, microSD? Surely your phones must have at least one of these things in common. I've never seen a picture phone without both a USB connection AND expandable memory.
null_fml 11
Yeah I can't say it's impossible for the two phones to be incompatible, but what I vaguely meant is it's pretty rare that a picture phone wouldn't be able to transfer the pictures to a computer (and consequently, back onto the new one). I can't say I've ever seen or heard of one that only stores the pictures on the phone with no way to get them off except sending them. I certainly wouldn't even consider buying one like that.
Cookie_box 6
Nokia 1680 can take pictures but, unbelievable, it has no cable slot/memory card/ bluetooth. Kind of stupid phone, but good enough for the 10$ I paid for.
untoldfame 3
Pics or it didn't happen! I can't believe noone said that yet! *sigh. FML's nowadays are too predictable.
anonacs 0
Is technologically impossible to do this. If your new phone has service, your old phone does not, and vice versa. People aren't even being creative anymore.
rawr_ily96 24
They could have had a new number and not cancelled their old one yet. -_-
StudBoiAyeEm 0
um actually no its not ive done this b4
vanillaessence 1
why didn't you just bluetooth them to your new phone?