Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
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Top comments
lexiieeex3 32
Just go in your room or to another part of your house to play with your kitty and politely remind your roommate that it's your pet, not hers and her boyfriend's.
writerchic85 26
Why do you depend on your roommate for company? No friends?
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Comments (22)
pungij 7
Bride the cat with treats into your room, it will work
cootiequeen4444 11
weirdest wedding ever...
Jdgreen429 13
Go cuddle with the 3 of them could be fun!
wow2mylife 25
get a small pet they don't play favorites and it will go straight to you if they aren't stubborn
Witchylady 18
Stop whining. Your cat can sense your loathsome attitude and doesn't want a bar of it. Animals are sensitive to people's emotions. Show your cat some interest. Spend time with your cat and let your cat get to know you as the parent. Take a stand and be cat like and do cat things and the cat will like you back
pbenecew 9
English do you speak it?
ashlyrose45 12
OP here, and the reason I have no other company is because we both recently moved into the city from a small town, so through the week when I'm in school I don't get to see any of my friends. Coincidentally, the reason we moved in together was so that we could have some company through the week. Then her boyfriend moved in with us unexpectedly
SpectralTrix 7
I live in Moncton near u, OP.