Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass
musicislife1995_fml 0
your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating ***** with a grotty ******.
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Comments (73)
Simply_J 0
Everyone Clap for Op, b/c he certainly is... "So make it clap" - in Sean Paul's reagge voice!
omghehehe 0
Chlamydia, yay. What a nice surprise. She shouldn't have gone through all that trouble to show you her appreciation of your love.
alphaxzero 0
13 months and you gave her a diamond ring. you lose the game.
donttouchmypizza 0
well...atleast you can get rid of chlamydia, could be worse...it could be herpes :D
schwinn11 0
also no matter what your results, tell her you tested negative for the clap, this will probably piss her off, i dont know if its the same now, but they used to just give you a pill the first time you get it. wish her ***** ass, and her new disease infested boyfriend a happy life, you're better off my man, you dont need some ***** holding you down, trust me! what goes around comes around, she will get what's coming to her and chances are you will be around when she gets it, try not to laugh to hard when it happens
bitchesandburbon 0
that sounds like one of thos effed up Trojan commercials.....wait...13 months? stupid bitch I been with my man for 2 years....still no jewlery. dumb **** u deserve better!
Godi_fml 0
OP here. And yeah, I did give her the ring before she told me that. Fun. Interesting responses.
omghehehe 0
Glad we could entertain you during your F*'ed up situation. Sorry, I'm sure things will work out for you. Hugs...
theloofy 0
Every kiss begins with K. Sex begins with S. So does STD.
namarie 0
well obviously they both start with seeing ad how the s in STD stands for 'sexually'
queenconeja 0
well that depresses me..u were dating this girl for a year & 1 month and she already gets a diamond ring?!
ufcgsp92 0
dam man these comments r funny but thats kinda ****** so did u test positive?