Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
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Top comments
xMrAndyTranx 4
Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass
musicislife1995_fml 0
your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating ***** with a grotty ******.
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Comments (73)
yummcookie 0
she got karma'd... shame she gave it to you. 3 words: pawn the ring
icanfloat12 0
I'm not joking, put sugar or some stuff in her gas tank, then get a bat and go Chris brown that boy mother ******
ArielTheMermaid 17
How did you manage to say almost the exact same thing as 8?
F_ur_life_douche 0
pee on her car sugar in the gas shit the windshield and say u have aids and she might too then move to russia
fobchick 0
YDI for dating such a ******* SLORE!!!
samie_Rawr 0
First off, why would you give a girl that cheated on you a diamond ring?? Second off.. dump that *****!
yellow_jello 3
Because he didn't know she was cheating on him when he gave her the ring
BunnyDrastic 0
that ****** makes me sad dude what a ****** kunt ! Sorry man
BunnyDrastic 0
damn #8 ... **** yah!
Bloonbloon 0
Better than suger in a gas tank... GRENADES ON THE DRIVING SEAT :D kidding Just open her engine, do whatever you can to harm it, mission acomplished
Elamdri 0
Well...at least she had the decency to give you a curable STD.
hillaryjoyce 0
#16: I'm pretty damn sure OP gave her the ring BEFORE he found out about the STD. common sense, really.