Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Top comments
xrainbowshadowx 17
They're right. It doesn't hurt "too badly" it hurts like a bitch.
Beckleyy 15
How could you think that it wasn't gonna hurt? That's a really sensitive area of skin...
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Comments (217)
iMarriedadouche 3
Drama queen much?
ChickInGreenVans 12
someone call Spielberg.. We have a drama queen in the house!!
macourie 0
get a bikini wax they said. it will just sting they said.
ChickInGreenVans 12
'They' seem to sat alot of things..
emma_says 6
It's... really not that bad. Yeah, it hurts for a second, but I can't imagine actually screaming or crying because of it?
Calyx_fml 22
Next time get sugared. It hurts less and is more sanitary.
spottyblanket 8
OP I think you were OTT. You are supposed to have a hot bath beforehand so your pores open up a bit. Do that next time
sarah2144 14
Yeah, um... I definitely shave down there and make sure all the hair's gone because it's just so much cleaner that way. But I don't think I could ever get a bikini wax. I still flinch from getting my eyebrows waxed. I don't think I have a high enough pain tolerance to get THAT area waxed.
sidviciousmum 3
People were nasty here weren't they!!!! U say a nice comment and cop crap lol hope ur ok now !!! Xxx
XxDancerGirlxX 17
I'll just stick to shaving every 5-6 days.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Every 5 to 6 days? Does your hair really grow that slowly? I'm so jealous. I get 5 o'clock shadow "down there."
itmohans 3
**** you all way