Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Top comments
xrainbowshadowx 17
They're right. It doesn't hurt "too badly" it hurts like a bitch.
Beckleyy 15
How could you think that it wasn't gonna hurt? That's a really sensitive area of skin...
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Comments (217)
geod69 8
If you have a pic we can tell how bad it really hurt
nightowl713 25
Creep.
_krystallynn_ 11
you're disgusting and old. get off the internet, rapist.
jwbfml 11
I am so glad I'm a boy right now.
chosha_fml 27
Next time moisturize, OP. Not the day of, but every day for the week before. Much less painful.
WaylonD 4
She's a screamer!
annagilbert 6
thats only a bikini wax, try getting the whole thing...brazilian wax. shiiiit. stays smooth for weeks tho:)
eyecon502 13
There really is nothing like a shorn female pubic area...it's breathtaking - I highly recommend it.
LolCandy 27
I suppose that wouldn't read so poorly- if your photo didn't happen to have what looks like a pedo-stash.
solosohigh 15
the first time is always the worst but if all you got was a bikini wax.... c'mon. if you screamed from that, don't ever get a brazilian wax. next time take an ibuprofen before your appointment and breath out as they rip it off.
Hastile 4
Maybe you are just a pussy.
doglover569 0
But it looks better than shaving. Pain is beauty...
steven1995 5
You need to shave before that