Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
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Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
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Top comments
xrainbowshadowx 17
They're right. It doesn't hurt "too badly" it hurts like a bitch.
Beckleyy 15
How could you think that it wasn't gonna hurt? That's a really sensitive area of skin...
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Comments (217)
Needafarm 22
By the way OP, if you think waxing is painful you should try "Threading." I use it for my upper lip and eyebrows. I haven't found a place that would do underarms or legs so i would assume bikini area threading would be very difficult to find. I use to shave frequently, but it causes a lot of ingrown hairs for me, so I will stick to Waxing. I don't mind the pain.
midnight21 8
I hit you deserved it after reading the words: bikini wax.
teresedanielle 2
It doesn't hurt that bad. Take a painkiller a little beforehand and suck it up.
mjmsmommy89 0
If they told you it hurt like a bitch nobody would get it done.
buckmeow 4
Get a bikini wax they said. It won't hurt they said.
twiins_fml 5
CHehe, but atleast you have a nice soft pelvis, i love the feeling!
Zangetsu67 5
Who the hell told you it wouldn't hurt?
MisseyB 3
How much hair do you even have!! It does hurt but not that badly, and if you have a skilled beautician, it hurts even less
animallover2624 1
Kool
KaraP_fml 6
I got one done last Tuesday and I wont go to the same place! They hurt like a bitch. I was sweating and the girl laughed at me .