Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
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Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment was working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's and she was hands deep in my mouth with a drill, when the power for the whole block shuts off. For 3 hours, the dentist had to keep shooting me up with shots to numb the horrible pain. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
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Chazzster 32
Frankly a dentist that inflicted that much pain is not a good dentist. I suggest going to a different dentist.
Anderling 33
I suspect the staff have heard worse. It’s a dentist; nobody likes going to the dentist. Every dentist I’ve met has been some level of Exceedingly Weird to even consider dentistry, so I don’t think he himself would judge you either. That said I agree with Chazzster that a dentist that would accidentally hit a nerve while drilling probably isn’t that good a dentist and this is as good an excuse as any to switch if you’re going to.
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Chazzster 32
Frankly a dentist that inflicted that much pain is not a good dentist. I suggest going to a different dentist.
Anderling 33
I suspect the staff have heard worse. It’s a dentist; nobody likes going to the dentist. Every dentist I’ve met has been some level of Exceedingly Weird to even consider dentistry, so I don’t think he himself would judge you either. That said I agree with Chazzster that a dentist that would accidentally hit a nerve while drilling probably isn’t that good a dentist and this is as good an excuse as any to switch if you’re going to.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You’re not the first person to scream at a dentist office, and won’t be the last.