Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
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teague95 16
Parking. You're doing it wrong.
wallandpiece 16
Maybe you should think about where you park next time.
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Comments (104)
Kibaruto 33
Find the cop, offer free pizza deliveries as payment. Wait, better idea, bum on the street for $10 and pay it yourself.
sarah56195 0
That sucks. But it's only 10 dollars extra. (: lol. Fyl, buddy.
coolguy53111 5
What a buzz kill
JoHan55_fml 7
You mean a $10 parking fine :)
springtowngal 9
How did you not see the cop writing you a ticket? If you get there before they're done writing it they'll thow it out.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
What ??? Only $30 and you're complaining!!! Pfft if u were fined in Sydney it would be a minimum of $80. Quite your whining over $30. Maybe good karma will come in a different form later on.
fuzzle003 8
I know right! I want to live where op lives...!! $30 is nothing and only really needing to pay $10 is what it costs for a day's parking anyway.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
$30 in syd will provide for lunch for 2 days. And yea you're right ... Op will only have to pay $10 at the end of the day. Truely not a fml moment!!
coconutdaydream 7
Today, I ordered pizza, I accidentally tipped the guy $20, I'm retired and haven't got much money, FML
TheExtremeFMLs 3
Got 20 bucks off if your gonna use that ladies tip.
Jaxx66 21
Noor, I just stalked your profile and saw you lived in Louisiana. >_> scary! That's where I am right now..... Don't ninja stalk me!! >_
momo8896 4
Awwww. I am sorry