Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, "Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
Parking. You're doing it wrong.
wallandpiece 16
Maybe you should think about where you park next time.
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Comments (104)
perdix 31
You must have been there quite a long time to get a parking ticket. Your Pizza Man/GILF **** scenario must have pretty awful if you only earned a $20 "tip."
olpally 33
A special "sausage" pizza delivery was made :D
perdix 31
Yeah, the sausage delivery only nets a $20 tip, it must have been a pretty mediocre service. When a young guy bangs an old lady, that's got to be worth a hundred bucks, at least. C'mon!
stormchaser24 24
Dang, how do you get a parking ticket that fast?
Enslaved 38
That ticket cop must be super fast or it took you awhile to get from your car to that old lady's door. If that's the case, I doubt you would have gotten such a great tip if she knew you gave her cold pizza.
Pandacupcakelove 26
At least she paid for most of your ticket? :)
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for parking in the spot illegally in the first place.
Crazynopantsman 11
Ninjas don't make mistakes
KiddNYC1O 22
I laugh to think the car is equipped with self park. Highly doubtful but imagine that.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
U win some u lose some that's just the way life is!
bandofsand 10
Pay it forward
isamisis 9
What an amusing anecdote.