Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
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Top comments
bobdole 0
don't take it personally, my dude. you can never be too safe these days.
ifeedhobos 0
Shaggy hair, unkempt facial hair, and baggy clothes all lead towards the possibility of a man being a creeper, Sorry brotha!
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Comments (33)
bobdole 0
don't take it personally, my dude. you can never be too safe these days.
ifeedhobos 0
Shaggy hair, unkempt facial hair, and baggy clothes all lead towards the possibility of a man being a creeper, Sorry brotha!
ryguy1997 0
yeah at least now you know what not to wear to avoid to look like a rapist!
CalebEatsZombies 2
Shaggy hair-me unkempt facial hair- sorta baggy clothes- sorta ._.
dragonrider1959 18
How do you know he looks like that?
KenMcGormick 0
should have told them u are trying to help...
trumpetGIRL12345 0
I don't get it
Sciamachy 0
Tell 'em "Good idea - cos the cops really do run a tow truck & mechanic service & will appreciate your custom."
davidtheday 0
Unless it was an AA or NA meeting.
sebster5858 0
lol
jabberwock_fml 0
#18: That's really depressing. Chivarly doesn't have to be dead, we just have to have a more positive outlook on things while still remaining cautious.
holynemesis1208 3
They only threatened the police after you said, "a census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
imhawaiian 0
i bet they regret not taking your help
OhNessa 0
you really can't blame them if they were young. better safe than sorry. might of hurt your feelings but could have saved their lives. which is more important?
genius_man16 1
So.............. why were they trying to JUMP START a car in the RAIN!?!? anyone else think that's a bad idea?
cjlerch 29
Your name is incredibly inaccurate.