Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Asshat
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
You tried
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Slippin' and a-slidin'
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
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Happygofucky 0
Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?
Doortje 30
Damn, those pervy old men!
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Comments (174)
BreeBree2713 6
Old men are soooo not chivalrous like they're supposed to be .... so many pervs !
Yeoj 0
How is this an FML?
OMG_N3RD 0
Eww...
sheistydood 0
What a bro. He knew what he was doing.
Xpensive 0
ya know in some countrys thats how you thank some, little grab
soonerchick12 0
Maybe he wasn't gettin any at home lol
biggestboss 3
hottie ;)
vivilily 0
he was old give him a break! ha
Berlanga66 0
ha, can't wait til I'm old and crazy.
iDoubtWhales 7
That's method...is there a problem with that?
zachgriggs13 0
hey ur hot