Groped
United States
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
a hex upon your anus, sir
United Kingdom
Asshat
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Anonymous
United States
You tried
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Anonymous
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
grossgross
United States
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
pam
France
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
needanewride
Newton Center, United States
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Anon
United States
Slippin' and a-slidin'
Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
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Happygofucky 0
Wait, you mean I've been thanking people the wrong way my whole life?
Doortje 30
Damn, those pervy old men!
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Comments (174)
Niki0308 0
I mean, this would be SO much worse if OP is a guy! O.O
mentalhotdog 0
it was idiot
AceArctic 4
No it wasn't. Don't call him an idiot when you can't even tell the difference between the male and female symbols.
Inhumanfrost 0
Let him grab he's gonna die soon anyway.
Krilleee 5
oh nasty! haha I'm sure you liked it! grr
triggerit 5
man is man never let a chance away to grab a girl...
buzz18 7
old man still got it
ForeverPunk 0
he just wanted to relive the glory days
lil_miss_purfect 0
wud suck if op was a dude
amh721 0
Next time, don't be nice to old people. I find that because they're elderly, they think they should be able to get away with anything (being rude, perverted, etc.) It's so rare to find a decent elderly person.
vbsdlover21 0
that's so gross!! why are old guys so perverted?!?
phatdaddy62 23
For the same reasons young guys are so perverted. Duh!
vbsdlover21 0
haha good point
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Aww what a sweet old man...