Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
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Top comments
valri3 0
If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI
tonyv90 0
you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...
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Comments (120)
GMG1994 0
sounds like a biatch!
BadKitty13 28
Well aren't you AN IDIOT !! MERRY f****NG CHRISTMAS ~~~~~~ LOOSESR !!!!
katierhol 0
you could have been more subtle about it before you went and bought concert tickets. tell her before you go and show effection and then see what her response is.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Really? effection? Dear god...
WaitWut22 1
say do you want to come to a concert with me then say sike walk away and tell her how much fun you had.
Doortje 30
Looks like she got the message.
Andrewconnolly 0
Op this is reality, shit happens (all over your bank statement)
some1azn 0
Think of it this way, if she decides to give you wine bottles for Christmas, smack her in the head with it. lol
alexFYL 11
Dude. She DUMPED you. Leave her alone.
ikayleighh 0
Justin Beiber wasn't her first choice I take it.
Ninjafriends 1
Evidently the ex didn't share OP's Bieber fever.
mightymart 5
you reek of desperation, grow a spine and tell her how you feel but make her understand that you wont be there for her forever! or just Forget about her cause she seems like a bitch anyway
Yog_Sahaw 0
They're broken up, so she doesn't owe him anything. He should leave her alone and let her live her own life instead of trying to be part of it. He had his time, now it's over.